Annapolis (Headlines Today) - A megalopolis renamed because a TV channel thunk it was a good idea.
Annalila (Headlines Today) - Another take on Ramlila - I think, although they could be referring to a natak on the life and times of a new demigod. How we pine for them, adore them, fatten them, sacrifice them.
(*Headlines Today: Mad channel armed with a demagogic bullhorn, in a race up and down the TRP-mad racecourse with Times Now*)
Annaphylactic shock - What a government goes into when told that a new 'freedom struggle' is in the offing.
Annabolic steroids - Muscle power to the people in 10 days straight, with a triple bypass guaranteed a month later.
Annagrams - The secret messages that pass between the well-fed 'Team Anna' and the old man tasked with keeping the flag of revolutionary starvation aloft.
Annachronism - Future to the back.
Annaemia - The current state of the Bleeding Hearts in 'Army Anna'.
Annaesthetics - Oh, you know, like, "What happened to my head! I can't feel my head! Is my head still there?" Has nothing to do with Aesthetics.
Annagogical - Having a secondary spiritual meaning, as in, "If the police arrest me, march to Parliament. Even if they don't arrest me, march to Parliament."
Annagenesis - The evolution of a new species that replaces the old by sheer inventiveness - ie, mixing lung power and jobs that don't demand attendance.
Annal - A group of personality traits including compulsiveness and inflexibility, believed to be associated with excessive preoccupation with the anal phase as a child. Has nothing to do withannals, of which several will be written about 'Anna', 'Team Anna' and 'Army Anna'.
Annaleptic - Curative thwack on the governmental head.
Annalgesic - What Anna will administer to said government after curative thwack on the head.
Annalog - 1) Anything not dizzytal; 2) Anna's people.
Annalogue - Gandhi.
Annalysis - Parliamentary procedures are unconstitutional.
Annaphrodisiac - capable of reducing se-------. Augh. Unmentionable.
Annarchic - In this case, same as Annagogical.
Annathema - Pranab Mukherjee, Kapil Sibal.
Annatomical - 9th day of fasting going on 18.
Annatoxin - A toxoid/antitoxin. Dosage: one pretend consultation with Anna per day per 'Team Anna' member.
Annastigmat - A yet-to-be seen condition of being able to see through the self-generated bullshit - ie, not astigmatic.
Annamorphic - To morph overnight, without the help of facial or ethical reconstruction, from a Delhi lumpen to "Annabhaijisaab".
Annastrophe - When words said in one order make precisely the same sense when said in reverse: "Lao ya jao" = "Jao ya lao."
Annalphabet - 26 of them in all: Z, C, R, A, Q, M, T, etc, in this order, whatever this order is.
Annaplastic - Total disintegration. Why? Because. (Has nothing to do with a spanking new Titanium credit card issued by Citibank.)
Annaerobic - (Of an organism or tissue) living in the absence of air or free oxygen. Self-explanatory.
Annatomised - Vapourised - as in, 'discussion spritzed out of existence'.
Annapest - 1) A foot in the mouth of three syllables - ie, "Lao ya jao", etc; 2) Arvind Kejriwal.
Annangular - Containing no angles - circular, tautological, solipsistic, "Anna is India, India is Anna." Creepy.
Annabranch - "Branch around the Parliamentary crap and let's meet for dinner." Perfected by 'Team Anna'.
Annaphor - A word used to avoid repetition - eg, chor, lutere, dakait...
Annallergic - Not allergic to 'Team Anna' - eg, the government, the lower classes, Arundhati Roy. Me.
Annalgia - The government's pain in the fundament, and said pain's inability to feel any pain.
Arcanna - The mystery behind a 74-year-old's nine-day fast when 40-year-old Ramdev nearly croaked and had to be hospitalised on the seventh.
Asanna - Horizontal fasting pose.
Bananna - What Anna scarfed down for a carb infusion and tossed the peel of, which the government stepped on: as in, "The government had one foot on a bananna peel and the other in its mouth."
Bandanna - Gainda phool ki mala waiting in the wings for 'Team Anna'.
Dulcianna - The dulcet tones of 'Team Anna' when announcing that the government had mooned them - again.
Granna - Handfuls of what 'Army Anna' is eating to stave off its hunger - ie...
Channa - Food for those on pretend-fasts.
Iguanna - Pranab Mukherjee. Arvind Kejriwal. Kapil Sibal. Kiran Bedi. Manmohan Singh. Prashant Bhushan.
Ikebanna - An arrangement of gainda phool and lotus blossoms.
Jnanna - Knowledge acquired through meditation and study. Distilled by 'Team Anna' to "Standing committee, shmanding committee."
Marijuanna - Proscribed item of inhaled insight that might do everyone concerned some good if not proscribed.
Piranna - Small fish, big bite. Why the government is afraid of stepping into uncharted waters.
Tympanna - Eardrums. At Ramlila Maidan. Burst.
Pollyanna - An excessively optimistic belief in the rejuvenating power of fasting till death.
Nirvanna - One global Lokpal. No Lehman Bros. No Mugabe. No Myanmar junta. No US government. Oh, yes, no UPA either.